Monday, December 21, 2009

Way to survive in Online Social Network.

hey U'OLSS ! *babi x intro aku

weeeeee~
hey dah berzaman,berganti zaman ak xupdate blog.Dari zaman mude remaje,smpai lah zaman dewase *habes SPM.
HAHA
well,I gonna to talk * I mean TYPING duhh =.= about , Online Social Network.
like, Facebook.
eyh! jap! Myspace should come first!
Myspace and Facebook.
ok i dont give a crap about the other ! ak rse yg ni je rite yg GAH rite! weewit! :D
this is the WAY to survive and not getting people annoyed at u
my way i guess? HAHA



Please Used its original spelling people!

"eva"
"fwen"
"noti"
HAHA ! is that sound stupid or what?
OMG.u'll blind reading those words in like 2 sec ok beb! duhh =.=



Dont try to sound CUTE !

"beb,u dah MAM?
"bezfwen foo eba"
OMG ! is that cute or what?
HAHAHA



Dont fancy-up ur name !

are-mer ?
are-tie-car?
e-jump?
lay-marn?
what exactly u guys trying to do here?? make ur name even more LONGER or sound nicer or mayb to tangle our tongue? lol XD



ADD then TALK !

i mean talk,talk!
not like
"thnks coz apprv,DO COMMENT MY PIC"
OMG ! cant u be any annoying?
and dont answer back in one word.
"how are u ? " answer : "fine"
duhh =.=





Dont upload same photo but with different posses.

what? duh! its like a TOTALLY DONT ok!
what were u thinking?
try to show people a different ANGLE of urs?
duhhhh =.=





Dont lie about ur sexual orientation

its say

Orientation : straight
but surprisingly ,u not !!
haha,
why dont u just hide that section ok! weeeee
:D





ok thats it!
i think that could be it.
hey! if korang2 ade lagi cadangan yg best,
let me know ok !
I realy realy open for wealth of idea,oppinion
and comment as well!
:D







ok tamat,


xoxo
jimejojes

Sunday, November 29, 2009

I'am a high school graduate! yay !

yay yay ! I graduate already !
No more school uniform people!HAHA but,surely i'll miss school so much lahh!
weeeeeee~




SPM classes of 2009 !
we rawk rite!!
ok tamat,
xoxo
jimemalek

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

When Good Friends Go Bad....

2009 ! the year of hectic drama !!
How on earth a good friends can turn into a monster??
eyh its not "a" its a BUNCHHH Iam talking about!
Backstabbing
Plastic BITCH !!

yeah PLASTIC BITCH suit u guys owh-so-well ! HAHA

goshhhh!!!!
why is this happen? We are on our SENIOR YEAR.
we should be together,getting closer !
appreciate the time we had together
not like this ! arghhh!
is this how u want to remember ur senior year?
The final year as a school student.
after all this year we build the friendship
THen,its simply been torn because of JEALOUS ?
whats a big deal when she gorgeous more than u are?
are u F kiding me ???

why now there is such thing like "the ACCOUNT CLAN" and "the SCIENCE CLAN"
erghh ? why? why?
before this we happy as one !
Now? why there must be this SO CALLED clan?
I hope u happy with yours lahhh.
but,
I know our science clan much COOLER than urs ! bwekkk!!! :P
*even people from ur clan come joining ours okk! so?? thats mean u guys are DULL and pathetic!
HAHAA








one last big question......
When ur good friends go bad,
Can you forgive and forget?
ok tamat,
xoxo
jimejojes

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Kisah makan dalam.

si bodoh ; eyh jom kuar.
si "pandai" : xmo laa,malas.xde mood.lagi pon nk pegi raye.
si bodoh : huyeh ? huyeh? its okk..

hari berkeluar.

si bodoh : jom keluar.
si "pandai" : malas.
si bodoh : okk.

waktu dan ketike xtau aku !

si okey : dkt mane?
si "pandai" : dkt rumah.
si okey : Jom keluar.Ak kt KL ni,teringin jumpe kaw.
si "pandai" : Jom.

3minet later.

telefon berVibrate.

Si "pandai" : Jom jumpe.
Si Bodoh ; erkkkkk???? oklah jom.

ak tersengeh sorang2,pikirkan "kelakar lahh kaw ni si pandai."
cepat betol kaw jadi rajin.
HAHA


kelakar kan?
yerlaa keluar dgn si okey kan bes
dgn ak kan xbes
ak kan dull.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~
*ak makan dalam je.
so xpyh risau,ak xmakan luar,and perasan makan memakan tuh xkn kaw nmpk.
sbb kaw sebok nk nmpk org laen.
: )


ok tamat,
xoxo
jimejojes

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Tuah si name ! HAHA

"eyh azmer,exam start pkl berape"
ak terkejot,dier kenal dan tahu name ak.
padahal,dier bukan dan xpernah mengajar ak selame 5 tahon di sekolah menengah.

is it true what people say,
when discipline teacher know ur name,
that u were a bad ass !
HAHAHAHHAA

and and,
I found it realy intrsting when the teacher start to calling me JIME instead of Azmer.
weeeeee
its not just the teacher,
si penolong kanan Hem,and also si pen.kanan koko
call me with jime!
cool righ? HAHAHHAA
and the next thing I kno when they ask for Azmer, it will be like WHOO??
haha

but its true, si ckgu disiplin know my name!
I was like shock to death ! Mayb its not a big deal lah dier igt name but,
enth, I found its realy cool
so by that I know lahh people talking about me
sooo.....
KEEP ON TALKING PEOPLEEE !!!!
HAHAHAHAH

*jgn panah petir ak ! ak tau statemnt ak sgt mengundang !
HAHAHA

p/s ; lalat, i know u tgh ketip bibir nmpk ayat panah petir tuh! HAHAHA



ok tamat,
xoxo
jimemalek

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Examination SLUT !!!

Ok just finish my trial..
then happy lahh kan . I mean like HEY TRIAL DH HABES !
weewiitt.
Dh fikir2 about raye,nk shopping raye,nk start ponteng sekolah.
but then.
ade plak exam GERAK GEMPUR!
apekah? apekah?

its like our second trial !! GOSHH!!
Susah mcm nk gilee !! I'll die trying to answer the paper !
perlu ke gerak2 ni sume? xpyh laa ! bru je habis exam! LEBAM SIAL !
arghhhhhhhhhhhh!
SPM cepat lahh habes ! cepat lahh ! cepat lahhhh!!


*btw exited about our Graduation Party! weewiitt !
>.<


ok tamat.
xoxo
jimemalek

Monday, September 7, 2009

Why i'm not wearing TOPMAN like the others do? : )

ak nk bitchy about this thing yg ala2 menjadi kegilaan and A-MUST for para adolescence
si penghuni KL lahh main point ak sebenarnye.Its not like ak nk judge people or make myself look good or what.Once again ini just pendapat ak si budak 17 tahon.If xsuke dgn kritikan dan pendapat ak,just drop ur comment. : )
lets start yaww !


si TOPMAN.
yeahh ! baju2 dier serious ak mengaku stylish and updated lah kan kegilaan para remaje and si young adult sekalian Malaysia mayb dunie.
tp kenape bile ak masok kedai si TOPMAN ak xbernafsu bagai nk membeli even sehelai pon.
ak just bernafsu beli si basic T ituh shj !
Mungkin kerane ak xmau memakai baju yg mungkin serupe dgn 100 lelaki yg laen,
dan peratos untk ak terserempak dgn org yg memakai baju yg same,pada waktu yg same sgtlah besar iaitu 79% .
kerane ak sendiri mengire baju2 TOPMAN yg disarong dibadan para remaje hotstuff sekalian
and believe me korang,average ak akan nmpk 10 helai pakaian yg same dipakai oleh org yg berbeze.! : )
and its from TOPMAN
weewiit !
jadi perlu ke ak menambah bilangan tuh? tak rite? so ak xmembeli baju2 si TOPMAN..
unless !!keluar limited edition or ape2 yg terhad lah! HAHA.
and xperlu bagi tau satu dunie jike kamu membeli sehelai Tshirt dari si TOPMAN.
kerane,ak rse ia xperlu. : )
maaf.jike ade yg terase
maaf jike ak kelihatan sgt bajet
maaf jike ap ak ckp xbetol
aku;
bukan belagak memilih..
bukan belagak dari pelbagai sudut.
hanye pendapat ak, ttg KETAGIHAN TOPMAN ini .
tp for those yg pandai pilih,it will look good and nmpk sgr rare !
I do adore people who pull their TOPMAN together and look so damn good
: )

its just pendapat,

ok tamat,

xoxo

jimemalek