Tuah si name ! HAHA

"eyh azmer,exam start pkl berape"
ak terkejot,dier kenal dan tahu name ak.
padahal,dier bukan dan xpernah mengajar ak selame 5 tahon di sekolah menengah.

is it true what people say,
when discipline teacher know ur name,
that u were a bad ass !
HAHAHAHHAA

and and,
I found it realy intrsting when the teacher start to calling me JIME instead of Azmer.
weeeeee
its not just the teacher,
si penolong kanan Hem,and also si pen.kanan koko
call me with jime!
cool righ? HAHAHHAA
and the next thing I kno when they ask for Azmer, it will be like WHOO??
haha

but its true, si ckgu disiplin know my name!
I was like shock to death ! Mayb its not a big deal lah dier igt name but,
enth, I found its realy cool
so by that I know lahh people talking about me
sooo.....
KEEP ON TALKING PEOPLEEE !!!!
HAHAHAHAH

*jgn panah petir ak ! ak tau statemnt ak sgt mengundang !
HAHAHA

p/s ; lalat, i know u tgh ketip bibir nmpk ayat panah petir tuh! HAHAHA

ok tamat,

xoxo

jimemalek

Examination SLUT !!!

Ok just finish my trial..
then happy lahh kan . I mean like HEY TRIAL DH HABES !
weewiitt.
Dh fikir2 about raye,nk shopping raye,nk start ponteng sekolah.
but then.
ade plak exam GERAK GEMPUR!
apekah? apekah?
its like our second trial !! GOSHH!!
Susah mcm nk gilee !! I'll die trying to answer the paper !
perlu ke gerak2 ni sume? xpyh laa ! bru je habis exam! LEBAM SIAL !
arghhhhhhhhhhhh!
SPM cepat lahh habes ! cepat lahh ! cepat lahhhh!!

*btw exited about our Graduation Party! weewiitt !
>.<

ok tamat.

xoxo

jimemalek

Why i'm not wearing TOPMAN like the others do? : )

ak nk bitchy about this thing yg ala2 menjadi kegilaan and A-MUST for para adolescence
si penghuni KL lahh main point ak sebenarnye.Its not like ak nk judge people or make myself look good or what.Once again ini just pendapat ak si budak 17 tahon.If xsuke dgn kritikan dan pendapat ak,just drop ur comment. : )
lets start yaww !

si TOPMAN.

yeahh ! baju2 dier serious ak mengaku stylish and updated lah kan kegilaan para remaje and si young adult sekalian Malaysia mayb dunie.

tp kenape bile ak masok kedai si TOPMAN ak xbernafsu bagai nk membeli even sehelai pon.

ak just bernafsu beli si basic T ituh shj !

Mungkin kerane ak xmau memakai baju yg mungkin serupe dgn 100 lelaki yg laen,

dan peratos untk ak terserempak dgn org yg memakai baju yg same,pada waktu yg same sgtlah besar iaitu 79% .

kerane ak sendiri mengire baju2 TOPMAN yg disarong dibadan para remaje hotstuff sekalian

and believe me korang,average ak akan nmpk 10 helai pakaian yg same dipakai oleh org yg berbeze.! : )

and its from TOPMAN

weewiit !

jadi perlu ke ak menambah bilangan tuh? tak rite? so ak xmembeli baju2 si TOPMAN..

unless !!keluar limited edition or ape2 yg terhad lah! HAHA.

and xperlu bagi tau satu dunie jike kamu membeli sehelai Tshirt dari si TOPMAN.

kerane,ak rse ia xperlu. : )

maaf.jike ade yg terase

maaf jike ak kelihatan sgt bajet

maaf jike ap ak ckp xbetol

aku;

bukan belagak memilih..

bukan belagak dari pelbagai sudut.

hanye pendapat ak, ttg KETAGIHAN TOPMAN ini .

tp for those yg pandai pilih,it will look good and nmpk sgr rare !

I do adore people who pull their TOPMAN together and look so damn good

: )

its just pendapat,

ok tamat,

xoxo

jimemalek

Humiliation.

Its already started.
The humiliation and sarcasms!!
The weasel have blown.
In order to bring others down you and your friend need to "that" to share the joy of laughter
there the beauty of friendship can be seen.
You guys attact me on my weekest point.
On my lowest confident level.
Thing that just barely bring my face down.
Bring my confident to zero.
I know by doing that,
You guys look OH-SO-GOOD.
But,believe me God,
They dont even dare to spit out those "spell" if they were alone.
They brave in crowd
Their testicles pop up when they have back up
They become a man when they got people.
I'll make cool about it
I'll be matured.More matured than You are the bunch of crap
The Oh-So-Good-Looking people. ( so nott)
You guys got the pride that higher than klcc so by that you guys just simply neglected mine huh?
How dare you ! how dare you!!
If u the PSYCHO LOOSER still want to cast those spells around,
I dont mind,
Because I grow up.
Its not primary school anymore for godsake!
Iam 17, You are 17.
I act like one, but u act like 7 years old kiddo !

I will smile at You,
I will Waving at You,
I will say Hye to You
I will Shake your hand.
because,
I know its the only way to end this.
be nice
even though we be treated vice versa ! : )

Ok tamat,

xoxo

jimemalek

Monologue Dalaman Luaran.

"dh la mkn time jln tdi,semua ckgu nmpk.Buat malu je !! " katenye
"Songkok mane?knp lengan baju x button?" katenye
"Esk pakai baju putih" katenye


"ok,just roti je dlm mulot tgh nk habiskn time otw msk tapak perhimpunan " kataku
"songkok hilang dalam kelas,button baju patah " kataku
"hurmm,next week dh resign pon" kataku

NOTE ;
makan time jalan sambil menuju ke tapak perhimpunan "memamg" bersamaan dgn berjalan smbil melompat2 riang dh ketawa berdekah dekah.Itu pandangan mereke.Ia juga sesuate yg kurang ajar dan bakal memalukan seantero pengawas sekolah.Songkok juge merupekan aset "terpenting" bagi seorang pengawas disekolah ak,ianya kerana tnpa songkok anda dianggap seorng muslim yg tidak sejati serta menampakkan ciri2 keimanan yg tidak solid ,almaklom sekolah ak aliran ARAB =.= dn yg penting anda dilabel si pelangar disiplin terhandal !
Melipat lengan baju juga adalah ditegah same sekali kerana ianya merupakan one of the FASHION CRIME ! duhh =.=
ini adelah kerana mereke percaye bahawa Malaysia dn SMK SERI KERAMAT ituh tidak panas dn suhunye dibawah 20 degree dan demi menjage suhu badan supaya tidak "kesejukan", baju hendaklah sentiase di buttonkn.......

ok tamat;

xoxo

jimejojes

OH-YOU-BREAK-MY-HEART post. XD

Stop pretending! Stop this imaginary thingy!Stop it.STOP IT ! I cant handle the truth that I saw,the plain lies u told.You declair with condition,thats maybe why you said that,

thats maybe why you dont feel me and I dont feel you.

Believe me,just by reading, your heart,emotion and love can be tear up like a piece of paper? yeah! It does tear up mine.! Its realy "enjoyable" thing for me to read up your comment and saw the truth.its realy an eye opening.

Maybe friendship suit us well, even I think vice versa. ! I kno this will coming ever since that 10/07/09 thing happen. : )

mayb its not you,

its me,the issue that I'm facing wayyyy much "dramatic" than yours.

Its the self esteem issue. : )

auh. there is no point for me to shout out my emotion here.

I cant even dare asking for your explaination. because Truth Hurt..

dont tell people that you are single eventho you are not,

that is sooo not cool ok !

ok tamat,

XOXO

jimemalek

Discipline CRAP !

long time i guess xupdate.
only update if got isu2 bes!
now i do have one !
weeeeeeeeeeeee~
its all about DISCIPLINE !
ok this entry will be like 10 foot long !
HAHA


whats up with all this school discipline?
perlu ke? yeah ! on certain thing it is !
tp about appearance xpyh lah kan !
kepoh2 pehal? its our thing ! our right as a human being for GOD SAKE!
kaw bajet sekolah tentere ke?
smpai kuku sume nk check? apekah? mmg ak nk serang org dgn kuku ak tuh!
duhh! =.=
ok,time ak tgh prepare2 nk exam
tibe2 rmbot ak dicantas2 tnpa rse bersalahnye
terkejot,terkedu.termenong,bekace2 mate.
ak tgk rmbot ak jatoh ke bahu.lantai.terbang trosss.
ARE U FUCKING KIDDIN ME??
yes ! i do admit salah ak rmbot ak SO CALLED panjang ! its not panjang actly, lebat lahh !
can u bg warning dulu? sedar x action kaw tuh salah? amek tindakan without warning?
bkn ke PERATURAN yg kaw ikot2 tuh kate warning then tindakan?
then why without warning kaw cantas rmbot ak bagai nk bwat ukiran pokok,tnpa berkate2 kt ak terlebih dahulu?
Now i look like someone yg baru habes PLKN !! the rambot so pendek smpai ak xboleh nk cengkam and i swear i can see my scalp
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! T.T
but ak tau, still ak salah : )
just dont like the way u act about it
thats all.
and i kno Cikgu u are the coolest teacher ever ! : )



si cikgu BM bish bahana bajet kaw garang segale.!! ( so not )
auh ak xphm dgn lelaki sorang ni ! he bish ok ! duhh ! =.=
first of all ak dgn si rakan2 yg laen know he dont like us !
sbb bile org laen tnye he will layan u like elok2
but if one of us tnye or do something he will make a big deal about it!
like tinggikan suare dier yg wahhh lunakNYA !! and with all his sarcasm !
bajet comel ke kaw dgn seluar seketat ituh? kaw rse sexy kot ! : )
its not just that
its my PHONE yg kaw rampas ok !!
1st kaw igt tuh phone kwn ak
then ak dgn berani lagi gagah pg admit that is mine !
and kaw tau x
sbb kaw rmpas phone ak
ak tros lupe sume bnde yg ak hafal for chemistry test
ak xboleh buat,otak ak block ! ak jd blank,blur and loose focus !
ak xjwp chem ak,
ak ltk ketas soalan and jwpn bwh meje.
ini sume salah kaw ! salah kaw ! salah kaw !
salah ak siket je! yes ak suke menunding jari !
so what? so do u dude!
and kaw keluarkan lahh point
OH-AWK-PNGWS-APE-MCM-NI?
ak pngws berjaye lah dude !bweekk ! :P
and point .
SJE-NK-BG-CIKGU-BENCI !
ok point ituh bagai bodoh !
hey! perlu ke nk amek thing as personal? i mean be professional lah!
xpyh take it as personal ! mengajar je lah ! yg kaw nk emosi2 lebih pehal?
nk touching2 lebih pehal? hormon kaw tuh always xbalance ! nk meradang je keje kaw bukan?
ktorang be nice as we can kt kaw ! tp kaw? xhabis nk bitchy dgn ktorang yerla kaw arn CIKGU!
kaw boleh buat,cakap ape yg kaw suke
smpai kaw sanggup malukan kwn ak dgn membace sekuat2 post dier untk majalah sekolah
and katenye its perli sekolah? gosh u psycho close minded person !! otak kaw seketat seluar kaw! seriously beb ! : )
so why cant we do it the same towards u?
be as bitchy as u
prnh dgr xungkapan "we be treated the way we treat people"
so think about it dude !!

i kno there is stalker in our blog,
i mean the student of SMK SERI KERAMAT blog,
most of the time OUR BLOG !
the senior blog !
i know u guys are lame!
wannabe as cool as we are!
ok,statement ak melampau
HAHA
because if u ever wrote about ur teachers or school
it soon will be kepoh satu staff room,
owh i still cant get over the 2006 case
when the ustaz berceramah dgt ak dgn lala about our blog !
gosh ! stupid u ! : )
it will be a topic kt asssembly court.
i mean the cikgu lahh akan ckp kt situh,nasihat2 segale
and nothing much worst if smpai msk office because what u wrote in ur own blog !
its stupid because its our life luar pagar sekolah !
get ur own blog and write about us arhh if xpuas hati ! duhhh! =.=
stop making us even more FAMOUS lahh !
we had enough fame meyh !
weeeeeeeeeeeee ~

ok tamat.

xoxo

jimemalek